Meeting With the Beast

Got it made!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Get out o' my way, Timid Tangent!

Glad to, Billy Blisterball!

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Arrrrooooo!

Yes, you got the right-o'-way, BB.
Keep right on with yer pretty perturbations
and I'll jist do a simple roadside swing-out here,
traverse along this sideline,
loop back betwixt and between,
and meet you from behind,
my twitchy fingers settling for a long slow Billy blow.

What say you? Hey? Huh?

Whack!

Rough! Rough! Rough! Are yoooooooo!