Thursday, July 31, 2014

Ground Breaking Office Esteem Plan



(Pant, pant.)
I know the boss wants us to feel upbeat,
but his drawing diagrams on the floor
showing us how to walk with a positive
step down the hall? Ridiculous!



Ooo!
I reached the diamond heights.


Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Barrier Cone Tall Tales



I tell ya,
the buffoon I corralled...
he was th-i-i-i-s big
and wearing cleats!


Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Monday, July 28, 2014



I refuse to be a daisy
whose pedals
(hic)
petals
(hic)
have started to wilt!



Sunday, July 27, 2014

Saturday, July 26, 2014



A light head, a lunk head,
and an impressionable boy hood
consider turning over a new leaf.




Friday, July 25, 2014

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Affluent Albatross Envy



What really ticks me off is
how he has those great wings of his
but he won't even use 'em!

Hmph. I might just go steal
a few of those fine feathers some night.
I probably couldn't get 'em to fly
but it'd make a good story
and I'd have a pen to write with.

Ooo!
Tickle's me fancy.
I'm in.


Sunday, July 20, 2014

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Eavesdroppers



While three construction workers on a lunch break
wriggle all over themselves like puppies with a pile of pillow talk,
nearby neighbors, snapping eyes eager, nail said antics to their silent walls.


Friday, July 18, 2014

Thursday, July 17, 2014



Hmmm...
Looks like that swamped laundry girl
needs a bliss break.


Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Social Climber Conundrum



Now how'm I supposed to get
my best friend up that ladder,
alongside me,
all the way,
in one piece?


Monday, July 14, 2014

Tell Tail Beginnings



Grunt! ..........  Ooop!

Da! .........  Shrooop!

Mama! Papa!

Poop-poop-eee-doop.          


Sunday, July 13, 2014

Friday, July 11, 2014



Groan...
Now that was a flat-out-foolish fly-tippery of fun.



Thursday, July 10, 2014

Ternabout



One silly sand peeper puddle stomping
near chilly Sterna Paradisaea, unamused.


Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Pensive Pause in the Action



...
...
...
...
...

(Psst. Dad. Can we go now?)

Huh?
Hee-Yup!

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmm!


Monday, July 7, 2014



What do you mean
you've got trimming rights?
This is no trimming!
This is a beheading!



Saturday, July 5, 2014

Thursday, July 3, 2014



I know the future looks dark and scary, Peeper,
but inside all that blackness
is a lot of chocolate velvet cake.
Just watch out for the white pepper corns
that those crazy chefs keep pairing
with the sweets.


Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Fenced Fame



Don't look now, Shirley,
but I think I see a wrapped up soul
caught inside his own little fiefdom.
Looks like he lost his curiosity
to became ...
(psst, don't stare)
... a curiosity.