Thursday, December 31, 2015



Man on the rise,
the center of the universe.

I own it, man, I own it!


Wednesday, December 30, 2015



Rockin' and a rollin'...
We're in the groove with the seismic beat.


Tuesday, December 29, 2015



Hey! I could use some
stepping stones right about now.
I'm not picky.
Pseudo-stones will do.



Monday, December 28, 2015



Don't look up.
Incoming climb-the-ladder work load.
We're on vacation, damn it.


Sunday, December 27, 2015



It finally happened.
Robbie wandered in circles for hours,
blinded by Xmas lights overload.


Saturday, December 26, 2015



Fascinating.
If I concentrate real hard
I can get my little gray brain cells
to march in geometric formations
to the tune of my heart beat.


Friday, December 25, 2015



Synchronistically.
All over this world.
A hum of good cheer.


Thursday, December 24, 2015

Harbourmaster



OK, Big G, I've got a plan.
Put a little more laughter
in the country over there...
Bring in light cheer to the middle forty.
Dot the blissful "i" in that upper left state,
Drizzle sweet love into these souls down under.
Now blow real hard at the uproar to the east
and salt with plenty of understanding.
Between you and me and the goods that we' got,
we've rearranged this sorrowful ship landing.



Wednesday, December 23, 2015



Right of left,
Left or right.
If it vibrates with nature,
it'll be a true sight.


Tuesday, December 22, 2015



All I can say is,
as long as the red carpet unfolds,
I'm not stepping off it.


Monday, December 21, 2015



My dear audience,
let it be known that
from this spot I have found
the beauty within the cacophony.


Sunday, December 20, 2015

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Self-Generating Energy Force



I am blissed that I am blessed
and I am blessed in being blissed...

With this foggy kind of mist,
We blessed are in a bliss,
Generating so sweet a heat,
Mindless to what is beat.


Friday, December 18, 2015



Waving to and fro,
between this and that,
somewhere in between
I'm going to find myself
straddling balance.


Thursday, December 17, 2015

A Stellar Jaybird Therapy Patient



I may come out like a spooky chirp,
Really I'm just an uncomfortable burp.
So, no, hold onto your flight or flack, 
This isn't going to be an amygdala hijack. 


Wednesday, December 16, 2015



My aunt says if she gets reincarnated
she wants to come back as a firefly.
They're the most efficient light producers
in the world, 100% of the energy going to light. 
And they don't burn themselves out by blissing about.
When it comes to dating, the guys do all of the
prancing and the women just sit back and
wait for the right glow to come along.
The teenagers glow. The babies glow... 
Even the eggs will glow if disturbed!
Can you imagine, giving birth
to luminescent eggs? What a thrill!
And their favorite food? Escargot. So chic.
Of course, my aunt is a cougar in this life,
so she's hoping to come back as a Photuris firefly.
The She Bug of this branch of the family
 lures guys of another genus up to her little leaf.
When he's within her reach she pounces... 
and eats him! That is soooo my aunt.
Me, if I was a firefly, I'd be in the light brigade.
You know, the artsy fartsy Photinus carolinus that
puts on a synchronous light show every spring?
That's more my style. Group theatrics to charm the world.



Tuesday, December 15, 2015




C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon...

Only if we brings some breadcrumbs.


Monday, December 14, 2015

Unwanted Pizza Advice



Hey, you clown.
I'm one healthy square meal.
So eat me.
Eat me. Eat me.
Don't ever stop eatin' me.


Sunday, December 13, 2015

Two Enlightened Spirits at an Impasse



Honey, I'm sorry.
No matter how hard I try,
I still don't think I'm gonna be able 
to make this relationship work.
It's not you, believe me. It's me.
I'm just too old fashioned.


Saturday, December 12, 2015



Wow!
This roller coaster just kicked us up
to the next level.

You getting off?

You kidding?
We have to wait for the attendant.


Friday, December 11, 2015



Have you ever wondered
if we feel the shifts in the wind
with the same sensitivity?

Well, of course we feel it the same.
We're all human.

(Shiver.)


Thursday, December 10, 2015



Watching time fly by
is me watching you watch
as you watch the iWatch
and I watch that you watch...

(screeeeeeech!)

...where you're taking your next step.


Wednesday, December 9, 2015



When trouble is double
we poof up the bubble.
It's party time!


Tuesday, December 8, 2015



C'mon. You can do it...
One baby step at a time, bro'.


Monday, December 7, 2015

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Friday, December 4, 2015



Yatter-yatter-ya-ya!
Yatter-yatter-ya-ya!

Sure, honey!
Sure, honey!
(And isn't this funny...
making ya yattering punny.)


Thursday, December 3, 2015



Now that we've found it,
what should we dump in it?

(Psst. Brownies.)


Wednesday, December 2, 2015



She said something about finding her purpose in life,
did an amazing flip in the air,
and fell flat on her fanny.


Tuesday, December 1, 2015



Heehee!
Tickles me silly!
Just lookin' at you there
lookin' at me here and you there
jiggling at me here and you there...
Heehee!
Tickling me silly!