Saturday, March 30, 2013



Left?

Right.

(Whoosh.)

Out of sight.

Hate that flash flyin'.

Gots to be quick!
Next time we stick.

Ha!
We be foolstalkin'.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013



Sling low, Tee-Aye.
This world be crazy.
Pace down,
Breath deep.
Cool sky in your eye.
Shoot 'em high,
Shoot 'em low.
Izz all twinkles, Sweet Pea.
Izz all doggy meat.

Ruff! Arrrooooo!


(For Daddio)


Tuesday, March 26, 2013



Pretty walkin', Ladies, pretty walkin'.

Hoocha! Hoocha!


Monday, March 25, 2013



Scat damn rat.
I holds back the cat.
Shoot off you, skee-daddled.
Lucky you be,
the black fiend in me,
craves sugar,
not spice embattled.

Sunday, March 24, 2013



Chippin' away this mood today, Drill Masta'?

Wella-wella, mad blasta',
I'm a runnin' fasta'!

Saturday, March 23, 2013



Click-click-click.

Shaboooma-baby...!

(Freeze.)
(Quell!)

...Ca-reeeeeeen...!
Ploosh!

...er...
Hiya!

... twinkle ... flutter ...
...
Hi.

(Sigh.)


Friday, March 22, 2013

Thursday, March 21, 2013



Click, clack, clank.
I'm a lucky swank.

---

Shaboom, sharrop, sharreee.
Come on and scream with me.

---

Hmmm. Walkin' in them
clankers must be es-croochy-atin'.


Wednesday, March 20, 2013



Giggle-thwort!
Giggle, giggle, giggle-thwort!

---

Boom-a-rumble-tum-tum
Pop-tinkle-click-click --- ping!
Izzall in the playin'.
Izzall in the beat.
Izz the super juice, Shay-mus,
Izz the super sweet meat.


Monday, March 18, 2013




Yikes!

Mooovem fasta!!

Puh-shoot, Mary-Fee.
Stop tryin' ta run ova me!

But, girl, iz shur entertainin'!


Sunday, March 17, 2013



Rufff!

Tra-la-fabulous!

Ruff-arrrooooo!!

No fears, tiny tyke.
I got it, I got it!
Izz ka-zammin fun!
...

(Wham!)

(!!! Bamm !!!)

Damn.

Saturday, March 16, 2013



Oh-Marty!
Oh, Martin, Martin, Marty!
Ohh! MAR-Tee!
MARTY!!!!

...

Swooosh --- Aaaaah!

Friday, March 15, 2013



I be fine, I be fine, I be fine... hooopah! I be fine, I be fine, I be fine...


Thursday, March 14, 2013

Wednesday, March 13, 2013



Hey, old friend.
Sushi now?

Can't say how.

What's the prob.??

Big loud sob.

Girl, be cool.

Hate this drool.

Switch left right.
Stretch short tall.
Flex your bones.
Think of lonnnnng waistin'.

Snap!


Tuesday, March 12, 2013



Think it's a big deal, Max?

Maybe.

Should we worry?

Naw.

Why not, Max? Why frickin' not?!

Iz small.

Small's potent!

Naw.

Yes! Iz!

How you know, Teo?

I just knowz, Max.

You don't knowz, Teo.
Hey! Here's ol' Grandy! 
Grandy Man, lookie here.
Iz this a big deal?

Shaboom.

What you mean, Grandy?

Hee, hee.

Grandy, you don't make sense.

Thaz right.

Is this a joke to you?

Shaboom, pop, sharee.

Well, I think it's a big deal, Max.

Maybe iz, Teo, maybe iz...
but shur iz small.

It'll grow.





Monday, March 11, 2013





(          ...            )

(          ...           )

(          ...           )

(... heehee ...)

Ahem.

Sunday, March 10, 2013



Tell me, Father, will you take my flower?
Do you see the light
of my delicate power?

Son so fine, don't you tweak my nose.
Got no idea what you mean
by your sensitive pose.

---

Free zone! Fray zone!
This ain't no ray zone!
Snap him up beside you!
Izza huggin'-tuggin' gay zone!

---

Adam's apples hot, 
Adam's apples cold,
The old fart's preachy,
and the young fart's bold.

I could leave 'em in the laundry,
I could throw 'em in the bin,
Man iz all a wonderment,
A foolish mint of sin.

Hey, you, sir... Candied apple?


Saturday, March 9, 2013


Izzit?

(Shrug.)

Could be?

Yup.

Hefty?

Naw.

Leave it?

...mm, looks new.

P'shee, you wants it.

Mphf.

Maybe not?

Huh?

Well, then.

ok. I wants it.
Izz mine.
I be zoomin'.
Zonin'.
Gone.

Knew it.

Yup.

Friday, March 8, 2013



Ai! Ai! Ai!

ooo?

Hoosh-pah!

Fleeble pot!

Hirkle dot!

Ha!
...
---

Hey! You! You ok?

(shnooozle.)

Thursday, March 7, 2013



Ok!
I did it!!!
I dug deep!
...
What now?
...
Huh?
...
Enough with the silence!
Talk to me, hole!
...
...
I'm waitin'...
...
I'm meditatin'...
...
...
...
Sigh.
...
Ok, I'll dig sum'more.


Wednesday, March 6, 2013



Cool, calm
a warm cup of tea...
smooooth mooooovin'...

...

(oh, Popsie, you be bad!)



Tuesday, March 5, 2013



Hey, Be-P Man.
Looky here!

No can do.
I'm on my gadgetty thingy.

But, Be-P Man,
Look!
Iz coo!

Naw...
You seez it.
You takes it.

Shoo...!
You think you can see it.
You think you can say it.
You think you can have it.
You think you can hold it.
But this iz mystery, Be-P.
This one'z rollin' free.

...huh?

Never mind, Be-P.
It be coo.
Lez go.






Monday, March 4, 2013



(Chirp-chirp-chirrup!)

---

Iz ok, chicky.
Iz just a slide to the side
of a smoooothed over goal.
Good for the bar-bee
and good for the gab.
Three more times down
and it's sweeeet sailin'.
Izz-all happy juice, chicky-mine.

---

(Chirp-Chirp-Chee-up!)


Sunday, March 3, 2013



Waddle waddle.
Toot toot!

Waddle waddle.
Toot toot!

Yezzzz, that be true, Maxie...
...that be true.


Saturday, March 2, 2013



Oh, Sister-mine, I see a storm cloud a'brewin'.

Foo! Sister-fine, is just a thinker pursuin'.


Friday, March 1, 2013



I'm gonna catch you, doggy-Stan!

---

Ruff! Arrrrooooooooooo!

---

I want yer light, you mellow man!

---

Ruff! Arrrrooooooooooo!

---

Done gone caught you, soft-hearted Dan!
Oh, dear, Now what's I to do?