Man on the rise,
the center of the universe.

I own it, man, I own it!

Rockin' and a rollin'...

We're in the groove with the seismic beat.

Hey! I could use some

stepping stones right about now.

I'm not picky.

Pseudo-stones will do.

Don't look up.

Incoming climb-the-ladder work load.

We're on vacation, damn it.

It finally happened.

Robbie wandered in circles for hours,

blinded by Xmas lights overload.

Fascinating.

If I concentrate real hard

I can get my little gray brain cells

to march in geometric formations

to the tune of my heart beat.

Synchronistically.

All over this world.

A hum of good cheer.

Harbourmaster

OK, Big G, I've got a plan.

Put a little more laughter

in the country over there...

Bring in light cheer to the middle forty.

Dot the blissful "i" in that upper left state,

Drizzle sweet love into these souls down under.

Now blow real hard at the uproar to the east

and salt with plenty of understanding.

Between you and me and the goods that we' got,

we've rearranged this sorrowful ship landing.

Right of left,

Left or right.

If it vibrates with nature,

it'll be a true sight.

All I can say is,

as long as the red carpet unfolds,

I'm not stepping off it.

My dear audience,

let it be known that

from this spot I have found

the beauty within the cacophony.

Out of this pot, the scent of pure joy.

Self-Generating Energy Force

I am blissed that I am blessed

and I am blessed in being blissed...

With this foggy kind of mist,

We blessed are in a bliss,

Generating so sweet a heat,

Mindless to what is beat.

Waving to and fro,

between this and that,

somewhere in between

I'm going to find myself

straddling balance.

A Stellar Jaybird Therapy Patient

I may come out like a spooky chirp,

Really I'm just an uncomfortable burp.

So, no, hold onto your flight or flack, 

This isn't going to be an amygdala hijack. 

My aunt says if she gets reincarnated

she wants to come back as a firefly.

They're the most efficient light producers

in the world, 100% of the energy going to light. 

And they don't burn themselves out by blissing about.

When it comes to dating, the guys do all of the

prancing and the women just sit back and

wait for the right glow to come along.

The teenagers glow. The babies glow... 

Even the eggs will glow if disturbed!

Can you imagine, giving birth

to luminescent eggs? What a thrill!

And their favorite food? Escargot. So chic.

Of course, my aunt is a cougar in this life,

so she's hoping to come back as a Photuris firefly.

The She Bug of this branch of the family

 lures guys of another genus up to her little leaf.

When he's within her reach she pounces... 

and eats him! That is soooo my aunt.

Me, if I was a firefly, I'd be in the light brigade.

You know, the artsy fartsy Photinus carolinus that

puts on a synchronous light show every spring?

That's more my style. Group theatrics to charm the world.

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon...

Only if we brings some breadcrumbs.

Unwanted Pizza Advice

Hey, you clown.

I'm one healthy square meal.

So eat me.

Eat me. Eat me.

Don't ever stop eatin' me.

Two Enlightened Spirits at an Impasse

Honey, I'm sorry.

No matter how hard I try,

I still don't think I'm gonna be able 

to make this relationship work.

It's not you, believe me. It's me.

I'm just too old fashioned.

Wow!

This roller coaster just kicked us up

to the next level.

You getting off?

You kidding?

We have to wait for the attendant.

Have you ever wondered

if we feel the shifts in the wind

with the same sensitivity?

Well, of course we feel it the same.

We're all human.

(Shiver.)

Watching time fly by
is me watching you watch
as you watch the iWatch
and I watch that you watch...

(screeeeeeech!)

...where you're taking your next step.

When trouble is double

we poof up the bubble.

It's party time!

C'mon. You can do it...

One baby step at a time, bro'.

Mystical Mamma,

powered by her light.

Pinster Not at Rest

Pin! Pin! ... Pin! ... Pin! ... Pin! Pin!

Cool cat under the influence.

Yatter-yatter-ya-ya!

Yatter-yatter-ya-ya!

Sure, honey!

Sure, honey!

(And isn't this funny...

making ya yattering punny.)

Now that we've found it,

what should we dump in it?

(Psst. Brownies.)

She said something about finding her purpose in life,

did an amazing flip in the air,

and fell flat on her fanny.

Heehee!

Tickles me silly!

Just lookin' at you there

lookin' at me here and you there

jiggling at me here and you there...

Heehee!

Tickling me silly!