Riding chaos for Urban Cowboy Kenny...

(sha-BOOM-ah!)

...was a rip-snortin' gallopin' high

until he got enailed as a firestarter

and bucked out of the business arena.

(sha-BOOM-ah!)  

Of course, Lucky d'UCKy (as he now calls himself),

being a hell of an experienced dirt kisser, dusted his breeches,

hopped an even more electric bronco called Satire,

and made a killing rolling the thunder

through underground media.

(sha-dah-BOOM-BOOM-ah!)