K.P. Reemo,

a black hole enthusiast,

confronted the odds of world destruction

occurring on his 38th birthday seeing as how

his father had been swallowed by a sink hole at age 25

and his mother had continued darning Dad's socks for 13 more years

before she lost the tip of her needle finger in a carrot cutting accident

and ran off with the acupuncturist who rewound her life to full chi 

(both unfortunately forgetting that she was still on K.P. duty).