Gran'pa! Gran'pa!
Have you heard the news!
We be movin' out soon
into the massive metropolis
of quality living and royal chomping.
Our guys have discovered a cure
for all those illnesses that
caught us off guard
back in the dark ages of DDT.
The planet is now, once again, our oyster.
We can go forth in nibbling freedom.
We are the juicy rulers of the world!
Izzat so?!?
April Fool!
There still be those neurotic wives
who search under mattresses
and hound the hosts
about nocturnal
snackers.
Shooo!
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