Squish Squish Skreeeee!

I make zee kiddies seeeeeee,

Ideas are right,

Ideas are wrong,

Just so you knowz it

You'll sing a bright song.

Tiddle the master,

Tiddle the bee,

Tiddle the songleader

And sit beside me.

We're all just

Bleedinghearts a bloomin'.

To tiddle*: To inspire, shoot up and out playfully. Derivation: Tiddlywinks, game.
*Unlicensed usage of this word.