Ground Breaking Office Esteem Plan

(Pant, pant.)

I know the boss wants us to feel upbeat,

but his drawing diagrams on the floor

showing us how to walk with a positive

step down the hall? Ridiculous!

Ooo!

I reached the diamond heights.

Barrier Cone Tall Tales

I tell ya,
the buffoon I corralled...
he was th-i-i-i-s big
and wearing cleats!

Aargh!

Someone stepped on my pet peeve.

I refuse to be a daisy

whose pedals

(hic)

petals

(hic)

have started to wilt!

Rug rat radiating baby beaner bliss.

A light head, a lunk head,

and an impressionable boy hood

consider turning over a new leaf.

Rubber ducky romance with the great ship Rashaunda.

Affluent Albatross Envy

What really ticks me off is

how he has those great wings of his

but he won't even use 'em!

Hmph. I might just go steal

a few of those fine feathers some night.

I probably couldn't get 'em to fly

but it'd make a good story

and I'd have a pen to write with.

Ooo!

Tickle's me fancy.

I'm in.

Bouncing Off the Ideas of Another

Boing!

Oof?

Boing!

Oof?

Boing!

Oof?

Cool Cats in the Sun

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Outward and inward thinkers.

Slow Thinker

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Eavesdroppers

While three construction workers on a lunch break

wriggle all over themselves like puppies with a pile of pillow talk,

nearby neighbors, snapping eyes eager, nail said antics to their silent walls.

A Question of Responsibility

Oh, shoo.

Now that I've found it...

do I have to wear it?

Hmmm...

Looks like that swamped laundry girl

needs a bliss break.

Social Climber Conundrum

Now how'm I supposed to get

my best friend up that ladder,

alongside me,

all the way,

in one piece?

Quick reality checkout.

Tell Tail Beginnings

Grunt! ..........  Ooop!

Da! .........  Shrooop!

Mama! Papa!

Poop-poop-eee-doop.          

ME!

Here!

In the World!

Lovin' it!

New Lease on Life

Whoa!

Out of the fire and into the fly.

Groan...

Now that was a flat-out-foolish fly-tippery of fun.

Ternabout

One silly sand peeper puddle stomping

near chilly Sterna Paradisaea, unamused.

(woo woo... sneak a peek)

Slow down for the curves!

Pensive Pause in the Action

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(Psst. Dad. Can we go now?)

Huh?

Hee-Yup!

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmm!

What do you mean

you've got trimming rights?

This is no trimming!

This is a beheading!

Bitter Sweet Love

Oooh.

Does poochy want a

widow kiss.

Tweetie betwixter

looking for a magical landing.

X-static!

I know the future looks dark and scary, Peeper,

but inside all that blackness

is a lot of chocolate velvet cake.

Just watch out for the white pepper corns

that those crazy chefs keep pairing

with the sweets.

Point of View

That's either a hole in one,

...or road kill.

Fenced Fame

Don't look now, Shirley,

but I think I see a wrapped up soul

caught inside his own little fiefdom.

Looks like he lost his curiosity
to became ...
(psst, don't stare)
... a curiosity.