The Lesson

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A Meeting of the Minds

Come on... come on... come on...

 just a little bit more... easy does it....

just a whisper... come on...

eh, eh, eh....ooosh...

Aaaaaaaaa.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Hi pie.

(munch munch munch)

Pie high.

I know I'll get this problem sewed up somehow.

The solution is here somewhere.

Listen.
Is that the sound of the world
laughing or crying at us?

Ooo.
Shaboomah.
Iz just the dew sucking up
pearls of wisdom
on a cool autumn
morn.

Three Wanderers

I see it all and it's all that I see.

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I see it all and it's all that I see.

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I see it all and it's all that I see.

Do you understand?

Nope.

Cool.

Me neither.

Opportunity here.

Opportunity there...

...Going to chase...

...ohhh...

...ahhh...

...hmmmmmm...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Plink)

One is from when I became a man.

Two is from when I lost it.

Three I found at the top of the heap.

Four is what covers the cost of it.

Ho! Ho!
What's this?
Something new.
Treasure.

Oh shoo!
What's this in my way?

Should I...

...step on it?

It might be too hard.

... step over it?

It might reach up and bite me.

... ignore it?

It might jump me from behind.

... hit it?

It might be tougher than me hand.

... kick it?

It might not budge and ouch goes me toe.

... pick it up?

It might be too heavy to hold.

What to do, what to do?
I'm keeping my eye on you,

you strange thingy down there
pretending to ignore me.

Are you sure that thing's safe, Ma?

Sure, Poppet.

Iz just a bit more fluttery,

tad more trillery,

smidge more sugary,

and a scootch more flippery than you or me,

but it does rise as if from the dead

with an amazing panache.

(flippy flop)

Wow!

Won esens sekam lla ti.

(flippy floop)

Yikes!
Dizzy making, too.

I bet it's just some

quack'd up pearl of wisdom,

that thing about the apple

falling as fast as a bagged goose.

Finding Inner Light

Oh, shoot, how do I turn myself on again?

There's some belly button knob I'm supposed to poke...?

Spheniscidae Soft Shoe

Fiddle faddle fibble flap a-fooh,

Pitty patty shibby shap a-shoe.

Sing a little silly bop,
Do a little island hop,
Itty bitty belly flop adieu.

Mart, did ya ever think way back when
that we'd have such a stable relationship?

Sure.

How come?

Ya know how we tend to go with the flow?

Yeah.

Well, underneath it all I always made sure

there'd be a tiny bit of substance.

Ah. So that's what's keepin' this here boat afloat.

Hmph.

And maybe a bit of hook, line, and sinker.

Yours or mine?

Heh, heh.

Hee, hee.

Ooh! Caught one!

Oh, Lenny Lou.
Of course I'll square dance with you.
That's where I grooves
In me out of box moves.

Sniff sniff sniff.

 Ohh, what a sorry whiff.

No gourmet stack, that one.

Needs a touch of garlic,

A bit of bacon,

Maybe a sprinkle of hope.

Kadda badda blissy baby.

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Can I have some food please maybe?

Well, I guess that one has a bit of spirit to it.

All I'm saying, Maxo,
is those old purple puff balls
calmly sitting around humming and ha!-ing
while pandemonium prevails
only inches beyond their comfy fur points,
well, they might be helping the state of the cuddly arts
but they aren't doing a darned thing
for the production department.

Hummm deee dummm...
Toodle eee dooo.
Ain't life sweet
When I love you.

If I climb that thing for you
will you spread your glow all over my future?

Baby insight.

Flowery high in a bum rocky sky.



Synchronicity: video and music

Lost Innocence

(Snip snip snip)
(Lookie see.)

Oh, shoot.
Me thinks it ain't so much about the green being over there,
but more about the greenhorn being over here.

Self Help Groupies

Lookie here.

It's the next incarnation of

Reality Check Book.

That ladder?

I fell off it a long time ago

when I climbed on a ledge with

a bet I wanted to hedge.

Wrong ledge,

Wrong hedge.

Splat.

Now I just stand here being me.

Gives me goosebumps

every day just thinking about it.

Amok
stuck
from an emotional
(ahem.)

What?

Where???

(Wee Willy Winky did a little stinky.)