Lolly Pop Wisdom

Izzit a no go?

Dead batterio.

...meanin' some jolly good sittin'.

Family Magic

Abra Kadabra Ka Zoom!

(Sneaky small sputtery boom.)

That be so good, Sonny.

Wow!
That be a whole lot of funny.

Ya wanna see it again?!?

No.

Gotta go.

(Abra Kadabra Ka Fume.)

The Greenhorn Gunslinger

He keeps asking me 

if I'm a sittin' duck.

Its a plop plop

silly hop stop

type a bop flop

magic!

Better be batter be better be good.

Three Views and a Black Splot

Doom and gloom.

---

Plenty of room.

---

A sigh waving hi from the corner of the sky.

My heart's a-poundin'.

A Little Day Dreaming

I wish I wish I wish I wish.

Julie.

Julie?

Julie!!!!

Ha ha! hee hee!

Come back, Girlie Gee!

You don't know the danger!

Toodle plop!

Fanny drop.

WAAAAAAAAA!

... now what waz I sayin'...?

Hide the fear. 

That's a dear.

We'll soon get you back a-playin'.

?

?

?

I don't know guys.

I really don't know.

But they sure are perky.

Rub-a-dub scrub hub!

The way I see it

we're surrounded by

either a sea of high waters

or a hell of a lot of mojo juice.

We'll take 'er slow.

Howie, uh, Howie...

That big ball just rolled by again, Howie.

Yep. It'll do that all day.

Roll around...

Stirring up a bunch of dusk.

Little Lenny Sees the Light

... bip bop bip bop bip bop ...
(a little skip hop)

Why, Ma, why?

Sigh oh sigh.

But, Ma! It has to mean somethin'?!?

Iz just the moon shining bright.
A beautiful sight.
A glimpse of the mastery surroundin'.

... bip bop bip bop bip bop...
Whoops!
(a little trip trop)
!! Splat !!

Oh!
Whoa!
Ho-ho!!
Ma! Izzall so eggsightin'!

Twitchy-twitchy-twitchy?

Twotchy-twotchy-twotchy!

Chirrup?

Chirreep!

Chirrreeeyoooo.

Yootooo-yootooo-yootooo!

A Catch and Release Friendship

Who, that ol' guy?
He's my "in the now" pal.

When I can I snag him.
We always swap a few bubbles of thought,
Then I let him go.

Never met a wiser conversationalist.

His advise?
Go with the flow.

(This one's for TA.)

Can I?

I can!

She may be a gem, 

but we've got the substance.

Ya think he's dead or alive?

Sheesh. These kids.
I can't tell anymore.

(A pottishly pivotal trajectory.)

Go left! Go left!

Go right! Go right!

Oh no. No go.

You understand any of this?

The X-perts.

(X... acting this way.)

(X... acting this way.)

(X... acting this way.)

Meddling Muscle Memories

If I

Then I

Could I

Would I

Should I

Won't I

Don't I

Will I

If I

?

... 

Oh, just do it!

Go get goin'!

Don't know why you're slowin'.

Seems you got a date with

a train wreck!

That be a moot boot, Sweetie Toot.

All I'zza doin'

iz repairin' fences.

This is what it is.

Izzit?

It is!!!! It is!!!! It is!!!!

Oops. Missed.

Fall down?

Push up!

A Turn for the Worst

Hop... Hop... Ho!

Down the hole he go...

Using that Mesmerizing Martini Magic

o   o   o
?

Hmmm...
Fly butter fly.

Flying buttered flies.

Flying bitter-buttered flies.

Flip-flying bitter-buttered flies.

Flip-flying bitter-buttered...

Bye bye.

The Revelers Regroup and Recoup

You know, dear, you gots quite a nicely upwardz sshwagger shtagger.

And you, shweetheart, have a loopilly-pooped and shtooped shloop shwoop.