Want to piggie woozle walk?

Left?

Right.

(Whoosh.)

Out of sight.

Hate that flash flyin'.

Gots to be quick!
Next time we stick.

Ha!
We be foolstalkin'.

Julie-tini tune-up time?

Stop hidin' there, Jeeboe!

Sling low, Tee-Aye.

This world be crazy.

Pace down,

Breath deep.

Cool sky in your eye.

Shoot 'em high,

Shoot 'em low.

Izz all twinkles, Sweet Pea.

Izz all doggy meat.

Ruff! Arrrooooo!

(For Daddio)

Pretty walkin', Ladies, pretty walkin'.

Hoocha! Hoocha!

Scat damn rat.

I holds back the cat.

Shoot off you, skee-daddled.
Lucky you be,
the black fiend in me,
craves sugar,
not spice embattled.

Chippin' away this mood today, Drill Masta'?

Wella-wella, mad blasta',
I'm a runnin' fasta'!

Click-click-click.

Shaboooma-baby...!

(Freeze.)

(Quell!)

...Ca-reeeeeeen...!
Ploosh!

...er...
Hiya!

... twinkle ... flutter ...
...

Hi.

(Sigh.)

Foot slip?

Head trip.

This izza freakin' mind field.

Click, clack, clank.

I'm a lucky swank.

---

Shaboom, sharrop, sharreee.

Come on and scream with me.

---

Hmmm. Walkin' in them
clankers must be es-croochy-atin'.

Giggle-thwort!

Giggle, giggle, giggle-thwort!

---

Boom-a-rumble-tum-tum
Pop-tinkle-click-click --- ping!

Izzall in the playin'.
Izzall in the beat.
Izz the super juice, Shay-mus,
Izz the super sweet meat.

 Tooshy tangle?

Yikes!

Mooovem fasta!!

Puh-shoot, Mary-Fee.
Stop tryin' ta run ova me!

But, girl, iz shur entertainin'!

Rufff!

Tra-la-fabulous!

Ruff-arrrooooo!!

No fears, tiny tyke.

I got it, I got it!

Izz ka-zammin fun!
...

(Wham!)

(!!! Bamm !!!)

Damn.

Oh-Marty!

Oh, Martin, Martin, Marty!

Ohh! MAR-Tee!

MARTY!!!!

...

Swooosh --- Aaaaah!

I be fine, I be fine, I be fine... hooopah! I be fine, I be fine, I be fine...

Eat, baybio!

Eat! Eat! Eat!

You soooo sweeet.

Hey, old friend.

Sushi now?

Can't say how.

What's the prob.??

Big loud sob.

Girl, be cool.

Hate this drool.

Switch left right.

Stretch short tall.

Flex your bones.

Think of lonnnnng waistin'.

Snap!

Think it's a big deal, Max?

Maybe.

Should we worry?

Naw.

Why not, Max? Why frickin' not?!

Iz small.

Small's potent!

Naw.

Yes! Iz!

How you know, Teo?

I just knowz, Max.

You don't knowz, Teo.

Hey! Here's ol' Grandy! 

Grandy Man, lookie here.

Iz this a big deal?

Shaboom.

What you mean, Grandy?

Hee, hee.

Grandy, you don't make sense.

Thaz right.

Is this a joke to you?

Shaboom, pop, sharee.

Well, I think it's a big deal, Max.

Maybe iz, Teo, maybe iz...

but shur iz small.

It'll grow.

(          ...            )

(          ...           )

(          ...           )

(... heehee ...)

Ahem.

Tell me, Father, will you take my flower?

Do you see the light

of my delicate power?

Son so fine, don't you tweak my nose.

Got no idea what you mean

by your sensitive pose.

---

Free zone! Fray zone!

This ain't no ray zone!

Snap him up beside you!

Izza huggin'-tuggin' gay zone!

---

Adam's apples hot, 

Adam's apples cold,

The old fart's preachy,

and the young fart's bold.

I could leave 'em in the laundry,

I could throw 'em in the bin,

Man iz all a wonderment,

A foolish mint of sin.

Hey, you, sir... Candied apple?

Izzit?

(Shrug.)

Could be?

Yup.

Hefty?

Naw.

Leave it?

...mm, looks new.

P'shee, you wants it.

Mphf.

Maybe not?

Huh?

Well, then.

ok. I wants it.

Izz mine.

I be zoomin'.

Zonin'.

Gone.

Knew it.

Yup.

Ai! Ai! Ai!

ooo?

Hoosh-pah!

Fleeble pot!

Hirkle dot!

Ha!

...

---

Hey! You! You ok?

(shnooozle.)

Ok!
I did it!!!
I dug deep!
...
What now?
...
Huh?
...
Enough with the silence!
Talk to me, hole!
...
...
I'm waitin'...
...
I'm meditatin'...
...
...
...
Sigh.
...
Ok, I'll dig sum'more.

Cool, calm
a warm cup of tea...

smooooth mooooovin'...

...

(oh, Popsie, you be bad!)

Hey, Be-P Man.

Looky here!

No can do.

I'm on my gadgetty thingy.

But, Be-P Man,

Look!

Iz coo!

Naw...

You seez it.

You takes it.

Shoo...!

You think you can see it.

You think you can say it.

You think you can have it.

You think you can hold it.

But this iz mystery, Be-P.

This one'z rollin' free.

...huh?

Never mind, Be-P.

It be coo.

Lez go.

(Chirp-chirp-chirrup!)

---

Iz ok, chicky.

Iz just a slide to the side

of a smoooothed over goal.

Good for the bar-bee

and good for the gab.

Three more times down

and it's sweeeet sailin'.

Izz-all happy juice, chicky-mine.

---

(Chirp-Chirp-Chee-up!)

Waddle waddle.
Toot toot!

Waddle waddle.
Toot toot!

Yezzzz, that be true, Maxie...
...that be true.

Oh, Sister-mine, I see a storm cloud a'brewin'.

Foo! Sister-fine, is just a thinker pursuin'.

I'm gonna catch you, doggy-Stan!

---

Ruff! Arrrrooooooooooo!

---

I want yer light, you mellow man!

---

Ruff! Arrrrooooooooooo!

---

Done gone caught you, soft-hearted Dan!

Oh, dear, Now what's I to do?