Thursday, November 5, 2015



Oh, Larry...
What's going on?
I just can't seem to make
sense of anything anymore.

Now, Mitzy, calm down.
You and I make plenty of sense.
It's the world that's all tossed up
sideways and blowing itself a tantrum.


Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Rooting Carnation



I once dated a psychic hypnotist
who saw that in my previous incarnation
I was a frilly, freshly scented flower.
Supposedly I spent my adult life in a
perpetual states of frustration,
always aiming to get past the first date,
but undeniably wilting before the second.
She said this time around
I get to be more grounded in spirit.
Can you believe the
stuff some people
come up with?
Hey, wanna 
commingle
our juices?


Tuesday, November 3, 2015



I just went to the doctor
and he says my triptophan count is up.
That's good, right?

Gobble! Gobble!


Monday, November 2, 2015



Tsk, tsk. 
I see Julietini has been
shaking up Oliver again. 


Sunday, November 1, 2015



Avoid the thorn... 
Avoid the thorn... 
Avoid the thorn... 
Avoid the thorn... 
Avoid the th... ℆ss!!!!