Hark and come hear!

Hark and come hear!

A major dictator's coming quite near.

It might be a rough guy,

It might be hot sand,

It might be a sweetheart,

Stroking your hand.

Protect all your children,

Buckle your shoes,

Lick up the honey,

When nothing's to lose.

Johnny-oh-Johnny,

you're making my heart

swizzle all over the place

wearing that spiffy

sailor suit.

Lifetime Achievements

Whoa, I think I must have climbed every mountain,
oach, the way my back hurts... You, too, Will?

Me? Oh, I did some major tramping over hills and dales
but it was the hammering all over the world that got to me.
Can't hear a frickin' cricket chirp anymore
what with all the noise I made.
But, shoot, do I ever remember those exotic birds!
What about you back there?

I was in strategic thinking and
hit a few pesky nails right on the head.
My only problem is sometimes I think those nails
come back to haunt me.

Hee, hee!
Thaz'so, Shirl? Must be rather startlin', that.
But, never-you-mind 'bout them prickers.
You all is travelin' with me these days
and it's ticklin' me gizzard silly.
I always enjoyed good company
back when I was diggin' for gold.
Gold nuggets jist fly
into the shovel when
company's around.
Bound to.
Hee, hee.
Still do.
Yep.
Plenty
to spade.
Plenty to spare.

The Vote

ok.

Yes!

Uh, yeah, ok, sure.

If we must, then yes.

I'm not sure...
Maybe it will work if we... and then...
Well, we can probably hope... oh Gee Wow!

I now see it! It will all be so cool because from there it will become... sooo solid!

This is definitely a good idea... The potential! The overall magnitude!

It will evolve, revolutionize, transpose and transcend all options.
So, yes. It's a dynamite idea, guys! Let's do it!

Bummer.

I think I now understand 3 Blind Mice.

Huh?

What?

Well, perhaps make it two.

The love bird and the boy scout.

                                                                            You okay girls?

                                       Yo-yo-ha-ha.

Poor soul. Ping-a-bling ring?

                                                            (Silent slither coming hither......)

                                  Poof! Poff! Piff! (and a blurry urpy flurry). 

I guess I said "I'm outa here!" once too many times.

Thought Balloon Crash Landing Site

Come on, guys.
I think it's a blrilnait ! ieda

Sheesh.

I'm higher than a kite,

but sinkin' fast.

I must be a basket case.

Aww, stop following me, Rosco.

I'm on a lone quest for heartless brute satisfaction.

Doggy drool just mucks up the air with

dangle-bangle boy emotions.

Now Trixi, I knowz you like them

big, strong, and brutish.

But sweetheart, Sweetheart.

Think of all the laundry.

I always said her head wasn't screwed on right.

Yes. I did. Period.

Could it be that I didn't, wouldn't, couldn't, shouldn't?

Hmmmmm.
Looks like someone is period putting
right over the top of reservations*.

*Symbolically speaking this should work
but I am concerned that it won't
to some people's thinking.

Want a whiffle of my swizzle?

Kiddie Game Plan

This is my spot, Gramma.
Save it, 'cause I gots to
run around and be right back.

Ladybug, ladybug, 

Fly away home.

Ann's got a firefly

Sweet-heartin' the brome.

Strit strut,

Strit strut,
(Holding in the jelly gut.)

Eh-ooo eh-ooo!
May I draw a pic of you?

Strit strut,
Strit strut,
(Twisting in a jaunty jut.)

Eh-ooo eh-ooo!

Seize the drama of you two?

Strit strut,

Strit strut,

(Now the bellies grow somewhat.)

Eh-ooo eh-ooo!
Hold that pose is what I cue.

Strit strut,
Strit strut,
(Is he looking at my butt?)

Eh-ooo eh-ooo!

See the beauty that I drew? 

Strit strut,
Strit strut,
(Now we do a social cut.)

Eh-ooo eh-ooo!
(Walking off, my hat askew.)

(Puff. Puff. Puff.)

Need my killer stuff.

Izzz tran-scen-dent tall I's zing.

Toot! Toot! Toot!

Anybody hear me?

(Flippy flappy! Flippy flappy!)

Anybody?

Tell me, mighty guru of world view,

where do I fit in the picture?

Finding Treasure

You think this means we have to share?

Swishel-swishel,
Yum-yum?

Oh dear-No dear,

Bad for your tum tum.

Shoot!

Holler!

Screeeeeee!

(Click, click, click!)

Fancy boots is me.

Fairy dust yo-yo.

Aii yaii yai!!!

I forgot to...

        ...forgot to...

         ...forgot...

Oh, shoo.

(Textie-text-ext-ext.)

Psst!

Is nirvana this way?

Pickles and piggies be flyin'

Sad little doggies be cryin'.

I be followin' the light.