Friday, January 31, 2014



Foomph, foomph, 
Trundle
Foomph.

Shaboomah-boom-boom-boom Yeah!

Ooo!
Fun!
Wanna be like that!

Sure, Sweetie.
Some other time.

Foomph, foomph
Trundle
Foomph.

Thursday, January 30, 2014



Don't call me close minded, Bennie.
I'm a square deal.
Solid.
You can depend on me.
I don't get things all twisted up in the joints.
You hear me?
Hey!
Where you going?


Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Clown



Higgle dee piggle dee pop.
Life as a pickle won't stop.
What's left of me soul,
Minus the hole,
 Has gotten a pretty nice hop.


Monday, January 27, 2014



Tee-hee-flippy-flirty-she,
It's time you wore some responsibility.


Saturday, January 25, 2014

Self-help Session



Alrighty.
I made it. Here I am.
Now then, what comes after ∆?
Hey you guys.
Anyone have a handle on this next level yet?


Friday, January 24, 2014

Finding Balance



(Wiffle)

...yaiii...

(Waffle)

...eh...

(Fall-offle)

!
!
!!!

(Full laughfull!)


Thursday, January 23, 2014



Carrie, stop trying to explain it!
Just do what comes natural.
Wiggle with it!


Tuesday, January 21, 2014



What's wrong, Dube?

Oh, Little Gem,
I been trustin' my insides
all these years and then yesterday
my gut told me there's more to it than that.
But I can't see what it is.

Never you worry, Dube.
What's goin' on inside you
is convoluted enough.
You stick with that.


Monday, January 20, 2014



This load is killing me,
I give up.
...sigh...
...
eh?
Hey, you there!
Got it figured out yet?


Sunday, January 19, 2014



(Hic)
Plop!
(Hic)
Plop!
(Hic)
Plop!
(Hic)

You, Uncle Stew,
are so jumpy
your pearls
have no
hope chest
to hide
in.

Plop!


Saturday, January 18, 2014



Harry, can you put
a little more wobble/topple
into the rhythm?
It's more my style.



Friday, January 17, 2014



Gimme what you got, Sue!
I wanna feel like you,
walk like you,
talk like you,
sing like you.
An' then, when I'm you,
I know I'll wanna be me again.


Thursday, January 16, 2014



So-o-o-o-o-o.
I see the way it's coming in.
I see the way it has to be.
I see how things unfold
and how things lie.
It's all fried up tidy.
Crispy on the outside.
Sunny in the middle.


Wednesday, January 15, 2014



Birdbrained sophistry
or 
Middle aged philosophy.
It's a toss-up.


Tuesday, January 14, 2014



Now what was I doin'....?

Serving, Grandma.

Oh, shooo.
It's happenin'.
I'm losing my marbles.

Naw...
You're just scattering your pearls of wisdom.
Don't worry,
I'll pick 'em up.


Monday, January 13, 2014

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Friday, January 10, 2014



Fighting Fate?
Triangulate.
Izzzzzzall
Element
Air
E
Y a h.
Y   a   h.
Y     a     h.
Y       a       h.
H         A         h!

Thursday, January 9, 2014



Huh? Huh?
Huh > yeah?
Huh > yeah?
Huh > yeah?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Yeah!?! Yeah!?!
Yoof!
Yip?

Okay, Betsy,
Here you go.

Aarroooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......


Wednesday, January 8, 2014



Scale the heights?
Enter the flow?
Fish the fields
For riches to grow?

Sounds exciting.
Thumps the breast.
Makes me ponder
A bed to rest.


Tuesday, January 7, 2014



Oh!

(ping!)

Oh My God!

(ping! ping! ping!)

Oh my ever lovin'...

(ping! sizzle! fling ding!)

Ohhhhhhhhh! Yeeeeah!

(Zing! Zing! Zing!)

!
!
!


Monday, January 6, 2014



!
!
!
!!
!!!
!!!!
!!!!!
!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!

(???)

!
!
!

Woof!


Sunday, January 5, 2014

Becoming One with Nature



Arrr!
Here I come!
Shooof!
I'm getting there!
Ooof!
... Aaaa...!
Oh-wait-wait-wait!
Shooo....!
Ee-er-rraaagh!
Eh?
Almost there...!
Eee-yoooo....!
Eee-yeah!
...ah...
....am...
...m...
.m.
...
...
.
.
.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
!


Saturday, January 4, 2014



Shutter your hips right there, Mijo!
This stage is already taken.


Friday, January 3, 2014



If she comes after you just tickle her ankles.
Girls like that.


Thursday, January 2, 2014

Progress


Ah.
I got it... 
Take a boxed-in attitude and trample it.
Awaken in a foggy sea, adrift and nauseated.
Multiply probable imbalance by a charmed thought.
Add a protective coating of sun screen.
Unfurl a net of give and take.
Thrust forward into unexplored territory.
Pull in an infinity of possibilities.
Stir.
Shake.
Combust.
Take a deep breath.
Climb to the next level.


Wednesday, January 1, 2014



Zippy zing zing zing!

Zooooot!

Zot!

........................ Zip!